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jadeb0t:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

i think that’s called game of thrones


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this morning i got up, opened the fridge to get yogurt and the container with the eggs i was supposed to eat for dinner fell on my face and all over the fridge

was tempted to go straight back to bed


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thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING


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Same thing here. We have a commercial in which Pierce Brosnan defrosts and cooks a packet of salmon.

LOL i’m glad we’re not the only ones 


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whoiskt:

omgdean:

ah yes because the Winchesters and Castiel are notorious for “playing their parts” in heaven’s little stories

 


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what the hell is up with american actors doing shitty commericals for italian tv??? 

first there was antonio banderas talking with chickens (i shit you not, the second hand embarassment is strong in that one), then kevin costner eating canned tuna with 60-year-old fangirls and i have just seen a commercial in which owen wilson was riding a scooter indoors and doing sassy hairflips


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helloradness:

Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras


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time for a bubble bath now 
My shower curtains has kittens on it try to beat that!

time for a bubble bath now
My shower curtains has kittens on it try to beat that!


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cardio is hardio featuring some sprints, jumps and teeny tiny ‘box’ jumps to work on my non existant explosivity.

also today, after 23 years, i have found out there is an easier way to drink from public fountains AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY FACE IN THAT PHOTO. 


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emilidris:

Osric.


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nutrientnatalie:

This was just too much


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I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess
— Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

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ssweet-dispositionn:

mia-redworth:

Apparently people who use a lot of swear words have been proven to be more honest and trustworthy so I guess I’m one of the most honest/trustworthy people ever

Lol

seems fucking legit


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omg i heard somechanting in latin coming from outside and got worried then i remembered it’s almost easter so it must be some catholic celebration thing

phew